Well done reading of signs and portents, Holmes. I expect Bush to become a pillar of salt, live on Fox, at any moment now.
Just a nitpick, really, but I've always seen the increased frequency and fury of hurricanes hitting the southern U.S. as a divine response to the GOP Southern strategy of racial divide and conquer, the theft of the 2000 election, and the suppression of turnout in the 2004 election (all debatable, of course, but God and I know what really happened).
Of course, anyone who sympathized with hostage-to-life Terri Schaivo might like to give Florida a good pounding as well.
I once asked someone who promoted AIDS as divine punishment against gays why, then, are so many gay people talented and affluent? I left him muttering something about Satanic bargains...