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graedek
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11-29-2002 3:40 PM


One day a group of scientists got together and decided
that man had come a long way and no
longer needed God. So they picked one scientist
to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God,
we've decided that we no longer need You. We're
to the point that we can clone people and do many
miraculous things, so why don't You just go on
and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man
and after the scientist was through talking, God said,
"Very well, how about this, let's say we have a
man-making contest?"
To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like
I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down
and grabbed a handful of dirt.
"No, no, no!" God said as He looked at the
scientist. "You go get your own
dirt."
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