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Topic: Bible Cryptids/Dinosaurs?
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Meeb
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Re: cock and balls
Wohoo! That things even twice the size I found. Imagine seeing that in a field for the first time while thinking how flat the Earth is.
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1595 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 32 of 202 (224276)
07-17-2005 5:53 PM
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Reply to: Message 31 by Meeb
07-17-2005 5:49 PM
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Re: cock and balls
lol.
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mark24
Member (Idle past 5447 days) Posts: 3857 From: UK Joined: 12-01-2001
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Message 33 of 202 (224279)
07-17-2005 6:03 PM
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Reply to: Message 29 by Meeb
07-17-2005 11:38 AM
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Re: cock and balls
Good grief, those poor femelephants! Has he got four legs, two trunks, or any combination thereof or what! Mark
There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those that understand binary, & those that don't
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1595 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 34 of 202 (224284)
07-17-2005 6:11 PM
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Reply to: Message 33 by mark24
07-17-2005 6:03 PM
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Re: cock and balls
you think THAT's bad. a blue whale's penis is about 16ft long, and his balls weigh 22 pounds each!
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mark24
Member (Idle past 5447 days) Posts: 3857 From: UK Joined: 12-01-2001
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Re: cock and balls
& they're mobile, solid muscle that can move in any direction. Neat party trick!  It woulds actually be a compliment when it's pointed out that you think with your dick. This message has been edited by mark24, 07-17-2005 06:22 PM
There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those that understand binary, & those that don't
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mark24
Member (Idle past 5447 days) Posts: 3857 From: UK Joined: 12-01-2001
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Re: cock and balls
It's a shame the Chinese don't hold the African Elephant penis' in the same high aphrodisiac esteem as the Tiger's. Obviously, the poor old Tiger's chopper gets a well earned rest, & Africa is quite a long walk from China, so from a conservationist point of view fewer critters get bagged, & when they do, man does one go a long way!
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trenobar
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Message 37 of 202 (226009)
07-24-2005 5:36 PM
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move=size?
What does a moving cedar look like? The passage says nothing of size.
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CreationWise
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Message 38 of 202 (239047)
08-31-2005 2:47 PM
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Reply to: Message 2 by custard
02-26-2005 4:05 PM
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oliphant?
If the BIBLE SAYS HIS TAIL ITS A TAIL!
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CreationWise
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Message 39 of 202 (239048)
08-31-2005 2:49 PM
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Reply to: Message 37 by trenobar
07-24-2005 5:36 PM
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move=size?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CEDAR TREE? THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ONE SHAKE IT AROUND REALLY FAST. THAT IS WHAT HNIS TAIL LOOKED LIKE.
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1595 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Re: oliphant?
If the BIBLE SAYS HIS TAIL ITS A TAIL! ok, then what are his stones? i can't think of any animal (dinosaur or not) that has a part of his anatomy made of rock!
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sidelined
Member (Idle past 6160 days) Posts: 3435 From: Edmonton Alberta Canada Joined: 08-30-2003
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Re: move=size?
CreationWise
the sinews of his stones are wrapped together So if the bible says the sinews of his stones are wrapped together than what exactly are these stones CW?
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1595 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 42 of 202 (239079)
08-31-2005 3:32 PM
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Reply to: Message 41 by sidelined
08-31-2005 3:07 PM
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Re: move=size?
(copy cat) i'm gonna start pulling out other euphemisms.
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sidelined
Member (Idle past 6160 days) Posts: 3435 From: Edmonton Alberta Canada Joined: 08-30-2003
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Re: move=size?
arachnophilia Sorry. I posted that note and went to bed without bothering to see the result. Hopefully though there will be an answer of some sort from CW.
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1595 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 44 of 202 (239355)
09-01-2005 1:53 AM
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Reply to: Message 43 by sidelined
09-01-2005 1:42 AM
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Re: move=size?
yeah right. i mean, he obviously hasn't read the rest of the thread.
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b b
Member (Idle past 6383 days) Posts: 77 From: baton rouge, La, usa Joined: 09-25-2005
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Message 45 of 202 (246559)
09-26-2005 1:36 PM
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Reply to: Message 2 by custard
02-26-2005 4:05 PM
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Re: oliphant?
The Nile produces a creature even mightier than the crocodile... It has hooves like those of oxen, a horse's back, mane and neighing sound; a turned-up snout; a boar's tail and curved tusks, although less damamging; and an impenetrable hide used for shields and helmets..." Mastedon? Mammoth?
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