And who is Jane Christie, anyway?
A character from Coupling (the good, British version) which, if you've never seen it, you must run out and watch immediately.
And did your pants attend the school of hard knocks?
No, I prefer soft knocks on my pants.
"You can't expect him to be answering your prayers when he's not real, can you? That's like writing to the characters of a soap opera and expecting a reply, Mr. Silly Sausage!"
-Jane Christie