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Taz
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Message 361 of 553 (634914)
09-24-2011 7:34 PM
Reply to: Message 360 by AZPaul3
09-24-2011 6:37 PM


Re: It Hurts!
I don't get it. Why did opening this picture in paint crash my computer?

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AZPaul3
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Message 362 of 553 (634915)
09-24-2011 7:49 PM
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09-24-2011 7:34 PM


Re: It Hurts!
Why did opening this picture in paint crash my computer?
I told you it hurts.
Levity aside, it shouldn't have unless you have run out of memory?
Not holding your pinkie finger at the right angle?
I just re-did the download (from EvC) and opened with Paint no problem.
If there is a ghost in the picture I do not know it and will apologize in advance. Nothing malicious was intended.

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Dr Adequate
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Message 363 of 553 (634936)
09-24-2011 11:08 PM


Logician's Chat-Up Line
"Would your answer to the question "Will you have sex with me?" be the same as your answer to this question?"

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Percy
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Message 364 of 553 (634977)
09-25-2011 9:09 AM
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09-24-2011 11:08 PM


Answer to Logician's Chat-Up Line
"Emerson."
I'm positive I'm being too obscure, someone prove me wrong.
--Percy

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Dr Adequate
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Message 365 of 553 (635038)
09-26-2011 2:47 AM
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09-25-2011 9:09 AM


Re: Answer to Logician's Chat-Up Line
Does this involve hobgoblins in some way?
---
One could always say "maybe" ... or "mu" ... or "Cottelston Pie".

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Percy
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Message 366 of 553 (635060)
09-26-2011 9:01 AM
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09-26-2011 2:47 AM


Re: Answer to Logician's Chat-Up Line
You are good!
--Percy

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Dogmafood
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Message 367 of 553 (635688)
09-30-2011 3:31 PM


In Message 211 iamjoseph proclaims that
quote:
It is wrong to enslave more than one wife.
I seldom read more than a few pages here without a good chuckle.

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rueh
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Message 368 of 553 (635689)
09-30-2011 3:39 PM
Reply to: Message 367 by Dogmafood
09-30-2011 3:31 PM


LOL So enslaving just one wife is fine and dandy then. I can't wait to get home tonight and let her know that I won't be unlocking the handcuffs after all.
Edited by rueh, : No reason given.

'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
Opening your mind to imagination shouldn't close it to reality.
It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff

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Dogmafood
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Message 369 of 553 (635692)
09-30-2011 3:48 PM
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09-30-2011 3:39 PM


I can't wait to get home tonight and let her know that I won't be unlocking the handcuffs after all.
I find that a leash allows them to get more done in the kitchen.

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frako
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Message 370 of 553 (635695)
09-30-2011 5:11 PM


whats wrong when your wife starts nagging while your wathing tv in the living room?
Her leash is too long.
Is this IamJoshep ?
Edited by frako, : No reason given.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
Jesus was a dead jew on a stick nothing more

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Panda
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Message 371 of 553 (635699)
09-30-2011 6:22 PM
Reply to: Message 370 by frako
09-30-2011 5:11 PM


frako writes:
Is this IamJoshep ?
Being completely bat-shit crazy doesn't necessarily mean he is violent.

Always remember: QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT ALTUM VIDITUR
Science flies you into space; religion flies you into buildings.

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RAZD
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Message 372 of 553 (635848)
10-02-2011 8:12 AM


foxy
Foxtrot by Bill Amend
FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 02, 2011 - GoComics
I like by our ability to understand
Rebel American Zen Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)

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Shield
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Message 373 of 553 (635886)
10-02-2011 6:15 PM
Reply to: Message 372 by RAZD
10-02-2011 8:12 AM


Re: foxy
North Korea is a strange place. From what I've read, it's as close to Hell on Earth as any other place, and their sole economic output appears to be YouTube videos featuring their Mass Games. Oh, and don't even get me started on that whole Dear Leader thing.
But no matter, North Korea is pretty full of itself and, as Rick O'Shay noticed, their website coding is no different: it's really, really strong. See for yourself on the Official webpage of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (yes, it's a .com):
Though, in fairness, who are we to question such STRONG web design? Dear Leader is, after all, an internet expert.

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RAZD
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Posts: 20714
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Message 374 of 553 (635914)
10-02-2011 11:22 PM
Reply to: Message 373 by Shield
10-02-2011 6:15 PM


Re: foxy
May be , but odor isn't everything ...

we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
Rebel American Zen Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


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frako
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Message 375 of 553 (636116)
10-04-2011 4:53 AM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
Jesus was a dead jew on a stick nothing more

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