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Tangle Member Posts: 9504 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.8
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Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android |
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frako Member (Idle past 328 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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Granny Magda Member Posts: 2462 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 3.8 |
"Oh, man. I just had the best idea. "Let’s hear it, evolution." "You know how everything is better deep-fried?" "Wait, what?" "That other batfish was nothing. Look: pancake batfish. Pancake batfish! I’m a genius. "God, you’re weird." More of evolution's greatest mistakes here. Mutate and Survive
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Granny Magda Member Posts: 2462 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 3.8 |
More at oglaf.com, much of which is utterly depraved and completely unsuitable for work. Unless you work in a brothel for coprophiliac leprechauns or something. Mutate and Survive Edited by Granny Magda, : No reason given.
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frako Member (Idle past 328 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Kill this kill that kill mother fuckers and fucked mothers kill kill kill. 6 commandment DON'T KILL Sound probably not good for wrork, or children or people that dont want to hear the word fuck. Edited by frako, : No reason given.Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 306 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Would anyone like to supply a caption for this fine piece of Christian art?
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8536 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.0 |
Now, Mr. Christ, this is Joaquin Diablo. If anyone can get you removed from the state's sexual offender registry this is the man.
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vimesey Member (Idle past 95 days) Posts: 1398 From: Birmingham, England Joined: |
"Ok, so it's agreed - we'll stick with 'Christ', but we'll drop the "Jesus" - it sells well in the ethnic demographic, but we're looking for broader appeal here."
Could there be any greater conceit, than for someone to believe that the universe has to be simple enough for them to be able to understand it ?
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Tangle Member Posts: 9504 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.8
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Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android |
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2499 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
"Charlie, you gotta meet this guy. 'Says he can procure wine for all our stores for the price of goddamn water."
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frako Member (Idle past 328 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
"Charlie, you gotta meet this guy. 'Says he can procure wine for all our stores for the price of goddamn water." Yea well that happens a lot and my friends dont like it, the last time a friend of mine committed the sacrilege of pouring 650 litres of wine down a hill, that inconsiderate bastard. But yea in a country of wineries im the only cunt borne surrounded by forest. im talking about the price of bottled water in stores and the price of wine at the winemakers. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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ringo Member (Idle past 434 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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"And thirty pieces of silver for the TV rights...."
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 371 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Habib was concerned, "Are you alright Mr. Cameron? My hand is over here."
edit Or maybe "Who the fuck are you talking to?" Edited by ProtoTypical, : No reason given.
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Diomedes Member Posts: 995 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: |
"Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio in a private meeting with their Lord and Savior, discussing the various evils of universal healthcare, gun control, income re-distribution and the EPA."
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Tangle Member Posts: 9504 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.8
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"Meet Peter, your stunt double for your new movie 'Bible 2.0: Christ Returns'. I think you'll find that our special effects department will really make those miracles come alive.
Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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