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Message 1441 of 1446 (914515)
01-19-2024 10:14 PM

Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!
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01-20-2024 2:43 AM 		Reply to: Message 1441 by AZPaul3
01-19-2024 10:14 PM

MC Escher meets MC Hammer
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Message 1443 of 1446 (917648)
04-12-2024 11:16 AM

Click Bait
I know better, but I occasionally click on it anyway. Here's a few items I liked from 25 hilarious times people tried and failed to reason against scientific facts:
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The Word of God: The Bible, aka, The Goat Herders' Guide to the Galaxy
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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If Bishops come from Priests, why are there still Priests?
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For over two hours shadows didn't move on the moon. Let that sink in.
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A day on the moon lasts about a month. How far do you expect the shadows to move in a few hours, exactly?
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If there's no oxygen in space then how is the sun still burning?
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It isn't on fire.
It isn't burning.
My God.
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--Percy
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Message 1444 of 1446 (917652)
04-12-2024 12:01 PM 		Reply to: Message 1443 by Percy
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Re: Click Bait
Did that list include thermos intelligence?
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You put something hot into a thermos and it keeps it hot. You put something cold in to a thermos and it keeps it cold. How does the thermos know which one it's supposed to do?
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04-12-2024 7:05 PM 		Reply to: Message 1444 by dwise1
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Re: Click Bait
How does the thermos know which one it's supposed to do?
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The second law of thermos dynamics.
Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!
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04-12-2024 7:44 PM 		Reply to: Message 1445 by AZPaul3
04-12-2024 7:05 PM

Re: Click Bait
dwise1 writes:
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How does the thermos know which one it's supposed to do?
The second law of thermos dynamics.
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Such complexity couldn't possibly have been produced by blind chance! The thermos' ability to make a conscious decision must have been intelligently designed! Goddidit!
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