|
Register | Sign In |
|
QuickSearch
EvC Forum active members: 65 (9162 total) |
| |
popoi | |
Total: 915,815 Year: 3,072/9,624 Month: 917/1,588 Week: 100/223 Day: 11/17 Hour: 0/0 |
Thread ▼ Details |
|
Thread Info
|
|
|
Author | Topic: Big Bang of Satan | |||||||||||||||||||||||
SA-XHBK Inactive Member |
You may not like my theory, but the "Big Bang", according to me, was created by Satan and he named it Hades. Death roamed the plains before God was around.
What God created was another part of the earth. God did not create Satan. Satan had discovered this region, and sent Death to explore and carry out the bidding of evil. Death took the form of a snake that approached Adam and Eve.When the "apple of death" (hence the name) was eaten, and mankind were doomed to die (physically that is), Satan had carried out his chaos. (through Death) "I no longer fear hell, but have grown accustomed to it."
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
Stephen ben Yeshua Inactive Member |
SA-,
Actually, it makes more sense in scripture to view the apple as the fruit of the tree of life. The mulberry appears the best candidate for the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. I trust you are proposing this theory in the hopes that God will get mad and come down and straighten you out. I agree, that would be nice. Stephen
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
SA-XHBK Inactive Member |
"I trust you are proposing this theory in the hopes that God will get mad and come down and straighten you out. I agree, that would be nice."
If God hasn't come down already, he wouldn't come down just for one scoundrel in Australia. There are plenty more reasons for him to come to Earth than me. Don't think he'd bother much with me tho. I would like to see that, lol. In any event, there is noreason why this theory COULD be correct.Water is the drink of life. Just also an entree to wash down with death.. "I no longer fear hell, but have grown accustomed to it." |
|||||||||||||||||||||||
Beercules Inactive Member |
But then, maybe it was Lucky the Leprechaun that caused the big bang instead. Then again, the Trix Bunny is also a possibility.
[This message has been edited by Beercules, 03-19-2004]
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
1.61803 Member (Idle past 1504 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Stephen, I always thought it was a pomagrante that was the fruit in question.
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
Stephen ben Yeshua Inactive Member |
1.61803,
Pomegranite? Instead of apple? Could be, they have some similarities. But the pomegranite is sorta tart, while the apple is sweeter....But, not as sexy, and the fruit of the tree of life is identified in the Song, as sexy. I'm still hearing apple, when I ask God. What are you hearing, when you ask? Stephen
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
1.61803 Member (Idle past 1504 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Pomagrante. Apples need cold winters to blossom. Adam and Eve were nude and would of froze there gonads off. And although Apples where refered to I am of the opinion that pomagrante would be the fruit God would of chose. I asked God which fruit...I am waiting for a reply God must be busy right now and has my query on hold for the moment. Peace be with you Stephen.
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
V-Bird Member (Idle past 5585 days) Posts: 211 From: Great Britain Joined: |
lordy lordy lordy...
What on Earth have we here? Get a grip! ''but the "Big Bang", according to me'' ...and quite possibly you are the only one... ''was created by Satan and he named it Hades'' ...and he told you this? ''What God created was another part of the earth'' ...can I go there? is it near Disney World? ''God did not create Satan'' ...and he told you this? ''Satan had discovered this region, and sent Death to explore and carry out the bidding of evil. Death took the form of a snake'' ...ahh, your talking about a Zoo near Disney World! ''When the "apple of death" (hence the name)'' ...I have to admit the 'apple of death' could have no other name that describes it so perfectly! ''and mankind were doomed to die (physically that is)'' ...well I suppose 'social death' doesn't hold quite the same menace does it. ''I no longer fear hell, but have grown accustomed to it.'' ...you know that is the only piece of your post I actually believe, your life must be a total hell, sadly it seems of your own making.
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
Stephen ben Yeshua Inactive Member |
1.6etc,
Still hearing apples. But, it's metaphorical. Or so I'm hearing. Something like, apples today are closest naturally to what the tree of life represented. Which is Him. But, pomegranetes are close. Close enough. Eat and rejoice. Stephen
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
Cynic1 Member (Idle past 6074 days) Posts: 78 Joined: |
Actually, I think the fig is also a good candidate. Not only is it symbolic, but it makes their fig leaf fashion sense work. Why else would it be specifically mentioned?
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
1.61803 Member (Idle past 1504 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Figs are a good choice too, grow on scubby little bushes though and are small and ugly fruit. IMO. Stephan likes apples but as I said they require cold winters. Pomagrantes thats the ticket!!!!
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
simple  Inactive Member |
quote:I agree, only I think the leaves back then in that variety were bigger. Nice to see they don't close all threads that are not scientific.
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
Cthulhu Member (Idle past 5852 days) Posts: 273 From: Roe Dyelin Joined: |
Unless, of course, Adam and Eve were the inventors of lingerie.
Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
coffee_addict Member (Idle past 477 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Your theory is wrong. God is actually Lisa Simpson and the world was created in her science project.
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||
Beercules Inactive Member |
For once arkathon actually made a correct statement. This thread has absolutely nothing to do with science and should be closed.
|
|
|
Do Nothing Button
Copyright 2001-2023 by EvC Forum, All Rights Reserved
Version 4.2
Innovative software from Qwixotic © 2024