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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4249 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
*cough* *cough* hello boss im just calling in to say im sick and cant work today the reason you call in sick is to stop the spread of infectious disease, not because you feel bad, it's not about you its about the team.
How many broken ribs Huh ribs what no i have a cold Petra majdi could come to work with 4 broken ribs and your complaining about a cold Be ther in a moment boss that would be an injury not a sickness, and I am sorry but skiing is not work.
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
the reason you call in sick is to stop the spread of infectious disease, not because you feel bad, it's not about you its about the team. Nope the reason you call in sick is cause you have a few sick days per year where you dont need a doctors note you where sick. You turn them in to vacation days *-) or blue firdays when you start your drinking a bit early Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Is boxing work, or any other sport work, why because its fun?Do the myth busters have a job because their job is so fantastic. if you define work or a job an activity that provides the means to survive and thrive in a society then its work or a job.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4249 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
I have a job, but I don't do any work.
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Nope i would call that a Career
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4249 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
Who? Sorry I'll need more than just a name. He does something on the snow? That's not really "sport' then. I watched the video, and it's not a he. I know its hard to tell sometimes with slavic women, LOL.
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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I know its hard to tell sometimes with slavic women, LOL. Men too LOL
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0
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MooseProfessor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose |
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Phat Member Posts: 18298 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.1
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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all" the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened. Finally the lawyer said "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty." The jury retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of "Guilty". "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door." The jury foreman replied: "Yes, we did look. But your client didn't".....
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rueh Member (Idle past 3681 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined:
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I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish ....
"I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" ... "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the politicians get their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard!!" said the fairy!!'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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That reminded me of one of my favorite Cyanide and Happiness comics:
Y'all should click that link, they're hilarious. Click on "Comics" for Cyanide and Happiness. Edited by Catholic Scientist, : No reason given.
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rueh Member (Idle past 3681 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: |
I wonder if he knows of all the other wonderful things that we can glean from sponge-on-a-stick.
Accretion Theory and an alternative Edited by rueh, : No reason given.'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff |
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
this is how i picture the average American
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